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ConsumerSalmon: Do you think I'm cute?
Scott: Sure.
ConsumerSalmon: sure what?
Scott: Sure, why not?
ConsumerSalmon: do i know you?
Scott: You messaged me first.
ConsumerSalmon: whoever the asshole was who sent me a robot thing, you suck
Scott: Robot thing?
ConsumerSalmon: robot thing.
Scott: Oh, robot thing.
Scott: Right.
ConsumerSalmon: yes, robot thing.
Scott: More detail, please, as what you're talking about still eludes me.
ConsumerSalmon: haha
ConsumerSalmon: i rest my case
Scott: Was it tired?
ConsumerSalmon: man, this is a shitty robot
ConsumerSalmon: was what tired?
Scott: Your case.
ConsumerSalmon: um yes
ConsumerSalmon: who the fuck is this
ConsumerSalmon: because if you're not a robot thing, then you are just random
Scott: So, if I google for "robot thing", will I find what it was you were sent?
ConsumerSalmon: um probably
Scott: Am I the only one that remembers that you messaged me first?
Scott: I have no idea who you are.
ConsumerSalmon: what the fuck are you talkign about?
ConsumerSalmon: i have no idea who you are either
Scott: Then why did you message me?
ConsumerSalmon: i didn't
Scott:             ConsumerSalmon: Do you think I'm cute?
                       Scott: Sure.
Scott: You did.
ConsumerSalmon: i got a random message that said "sure" from you and that's how it started
ConsumerSalmon: scott?
ConsumerSalmon: whatthefuck
ConsumerSalmon:             ConsumerSalmon: Sure.
                                    BadArtGood: sure what?
ConsumerSalmon: that is what i got
Scott: I got a random message from you asking if I thought you were cute.
ConsumerSalmon: i didn't send it to you
Scott: And it's telling me your username is ConsumerSalmon.
ConsumerSalmon: so either you are a robot thing, or on crack
ConsumerSalmon: that's what it's saying YOURS is
Scott: I see.
ConsumerSalmon: so someone is probably being hacked here
Scott: I'd guess you.
ConsumerSalmon: well fuck my life
Scott: Sounds like mine.
ConsumerSalmon: i guess i will sign off then and try to fix it
Scott: Good luck.


( 16 comments from the peanut gallery )
Feb. 29th, 2008 07:17 am (UTC)
There is a robot thing...
It'll grab random people who post on LJ and message them.

It leads to a situation like this.

Someone explained it to me before, it has a name and stuff.

But "ConsumerSalmon" is a bot. You message it and it relays it somewhere else.. they message back and it relays to you.

Blah :P

Edit: A link for you

Edited at 2008-02-29 07:21 am (UTC)
Feb. 29th, 2008 08:40 am (UTC)
I've gotten the bot "Salmon" before. It's always "somethingSalmon" and then starts talking to you. Had to block two so far.
Feb. 29th, 2008 10:33 am (UTC)
hahaha, I got that once, too!
Feb. 29th, 2008 12:53 pm (UTC)
It's almost like the Great Hatsby.
Mar. 1st, 2008 02:06 pm (UTC)
Wow, weird!
Mar. 1st, 2008 07:12 pm (UTC)
Hey bro, it's me, BadArtGood that it got you with.
Yeah that was some weird shit, glad you figured it out though :]
Apr. 5th, 2008 03:03 pm (UTC)
Haha, I got sent the link to this by the bot. I'd been messaged by it twice before so I know the routine, but people had never managed to control it's greeting message first... unless, I guess, I'm the second person in its hook-up. That would make sense.

Anyway, very kind of you to explain to a potentially poor, confused soul. :D
Apr. 5th, 2008 03:35 pm (UTC)
Yeah, it messaged me first, and I have that whole paragraph saved so I can just cut and paste it to whoever is on the other end. :)
Apr. 5th, 2008 03:37 pm (UTC)
Do you just block it after sending, or just sort of... ignore it after that?
Apr. 5th, 2008 03:39 pm (UTC)
I don't bother blocking it, first, because I might get some laughs out of it (the bot maker sent me an IM saying "what a spoilsport" or something like that once), and second, because I'm lazy. Even then, I've never gotten another message from the same Salmon name, so blocking it would be a waste of time.
Apr. 5th, 2008 03:41 pm (UTC)
Ha! I'm really curious about it's creator now. XD How many times has it gotten you now?

And I just asked because I responded to the paragraph, but didn't get anything back. I guess you could have just signed off or something, though. I wonder what it does with that?
Apr. 5th, 2008 03:47 pm (UTC)
Just the once. I don't often get IMs out of the blue, and 99% of them are from bots like this.

It sent another IM after the paragraph, that was probably you. I figured it was another 'opening' line and didn't respond to it.
Apr. 5th, 2008 03:49 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I asked if anyone was alive over there or something like that. Maybe I should pick something more human sounding. XD And I mean -- how many times has the bot gotten you? (that's a bit unclear to ask about 'it' right after mentioning the creator, sorry about that)
Apr. 5th, 2008 04:01 pm (UTC)
No no, it's only fooled me the once, when I made this post. *points up* After I was clued in by the comments, I haven't been gotten yet.
Jun. 26th, 2008 06:38 am (UTC)
Just happened to me too, and I googled the name, and found this. ;x) Weird.
Jun. 26th, 2008 06:43 am (UTC)

I've been getting 1-4 different Salmon bots sending me messages every day. I got bored of sending the "this thing I'm talking to you through is a bot" boilerplate every time and just close the windows now.
( 16 comments from the peanut gallery )


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